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Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.

Life Quotes #5433

Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.

Life Quotes #5432

You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.
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    Dude, I'm not going if your not going...
    I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.
    if i stay in bed iíll be warm if i get in the shower iíll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower that is not warm
    i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
    ' what goes around, comes around ' .. i cant wait for it to come to you
    OMG A NEW KID, WHERE? oh.... ew.
    Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.
    nipple is a bad word. say ďsensitive chest raisin" instead
    Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!" Me: "Gravity, mom"
    I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
    I want to give you some love, I want to give you some good good lovin'
    oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
    Iím the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
    "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
    i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed
    "Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid." - Basil King
    I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    You are my best friend... NO ONE and NOTHING will ever change that..
    Sometimes the best way to get someones attention, is to stop giving them yours.
    that "fuck everyone" mood.
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