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Life Quotes #5441

Dude, is that a guy or a girl?

Life Quotes #5440

Quoting Movies in Everyday Conversation

Life Quotes #5439

I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read

Life Quotes #5438

I love how one status can turn into a long conversation!

Life Quotes #5437

Goodmorning texts!<3

Life Quotes #5436

I hate being mad at someone I never wanna lose.

Life Quotes #5435

The ten seconds of confusion after a nap.

Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.

Life Quotes #5433

Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.

Life Quotes #5432

You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.
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    I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I'm awesome. In which case, you are right.
    fun fact: i hate you
    Everyday is a second chance.
    My intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up.
    Instead of honking, I yell at other cars knowing they can't hear me.
    If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?
    some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some ppl are just fucking dumb as hell
    I get RE-pissed about a old situation when i have a flashback about it!
    "thats so mean!" shut up you know its true.
    My parents have called me by the wrong name.
    can i have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive
    if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
    "If you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step..."
    When I Heard That Bill Nye Is An Actor and NOT a Science Guy I died A Little
    You're not pretty! - You're just really good at photoshop...
    If only you knew.. how much i truly want to be with you
    if u insult me i will probably agree
    Sometimes the words we leave unspoken are the most important ones that should have been said.
    "I plan on dressing up as Kanye for Halloween and when the kids yell trick or treat, jump out of the bushes and yell Christmas is better!"
    When I was a kid , I used to sing "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO P".
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