Life Quotes #5354

I came, I saw. I cleared the browser history.
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Life Quotes #5353

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
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Life Quotes #5352

*gets off laptop* *unlocks phone*
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Life Quotes #5351

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Life Quotes #5350

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Life Quotes #5349

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Life Quotes #5348

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Life Quotes #5347

karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve
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Life Quotes #5346

I need two six month vacations a year.
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Life Quotes #5345

can i have a 30 day free trial of being hot
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    If I talked to my Parents like some of these kids I'd be dead.
    "The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react." - George Bernard Shaw
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    When I'm alone, I overthink.
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    i LOVE when you wake up and theres a text from Him/Her
    Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking.
    Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. Class is the JAIL.
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    I Wish I Never Gave You My Number!
    School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had swirly chairs, or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick.
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