Life Quotes #5434

I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.

Life Quotes #5433

Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.

Life Quotes #5432

You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.

Life Quotes #5431

Teenage Years. Best & Worst Times Of Your Life.

Life Quotes #5430

Guess what!?, What?, I said GUESS

Life Quotes #5429


Life Quotes #5428

Trying not to bust out laughing during a dead serious conversation.

Life Quotes #5427

Maybe Squidward is mean because somebody stole his pants

Life Quotes #5426

I wish I could tell you what I really want to say...

Life Quotes #5425

" heeeeeeeey!(:" ..."hi" nvm i dont wanna talk anymore
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