Life Quotes #5394

After a test me&my friend look at eachother and say "YEAH I FAILED THAT"

Life Quotes #5393

i like when you text me first, cause then i know you want to talk to me

Life Quotes #5392

Wait Are You Talkin To Me Sorry i Just Blanked Out

Life Quotes #5391

if you ever slipped in the shower lol

Life Quotes #5390

That dance you do when your putting on your skinny jeans.

Life Quotes #5389

Boys are Stupid

Life Quotes #5388

My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong

Life Quotes #5387

Accidently start to write 09, but only write 0, then squeeze 1 before it

Life Quotes #5386

"You need to discipline your kid before i punch them in the face"

Life Quotes #5385

If a girl texts back while shes getting ready to go out...SHE LOVES YOU
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