Life Quotes #5373

I was so excited to talk to you until you gave me one word answers. Sweet.

Life Quotes #5372

I click your name, you go offline. Perfect timing...

Life Quotes #5371

sex scenes on tv + parents in the room = uncomfortableness :|

Life Quotes #5370

"Hey can i have a Starburst?" "Here" "No, I want the pink one"

Life Quotes #5369

"hey can you go and get that fo-"..... "No"

Life Quotes #5368

I hate that feeling when i get so aggravated that i feel like crying.

Life Quotes #5367

I walk into a room ... then forget why

Life Quotes #5366

listening to a song and the lyrics explain your life.

Life Quotes #5365

Everything is funnier when your supposed to be quiet

Life Quotes #5364

Every girl has a slutty friend. If you dont, then you are the slutty friend
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    Bad decisions make good stories.
    Me: "I want a unicorn." Santa: "Be realistic." Me: "Fine! I want a boyfriend." Santa: "What colour do you want your unicorn?"
    you're fake, you're stupid, and your voice annoys me.
    Your face, your fate.
    "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."
    that "fuck everyone" mood.
    "The power of intuitive understanding will protect you from harm until the end of your days." - Lao Tzu
    i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two
    I have friends but I also have no friends at the same time u feel me
    running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
    Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
    when nothing goes right go to sleep
    Laughing till your out of breath. then sigh and start laughing again.
    you are my life ud :' 1000s of feelings but no word in the dictionary :' ud i will accept your every relation
    *walks by smoker* *coughs on purpose*
    [ ] Single [ ] Taken [x] No longer giving a shit
    "He who knows most grieves most for wasted time." - Dante
    Forgiveness might make us look weak, but the weakest person is the one who holds anger, hatred, and revenge.
    All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
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